The Death Match and "I'd Hit It!" Arena.

I’m surprised this hasn’t been done yet.

It's the age old question. Who would win in this epic battle of brute strength and body hair?

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I think we can all agree that, as a species, the human race has never produced anything so perfect and awe-inspiring as these two men. This one's going to be difficult.

funnier:

platoon vs. full metal jacket

50 Cent vs. Kanye West.

I say 50.

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Vs.

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I think this could go both ways. Who would you rather tap/who would kick who's ass?



The Sailor Scouts or Gwen Stefani and her Asian midget hookers?

Which Golden Girl would you most like to tap, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, or Sofia?

Terri Shiavo, Johnnie Cockrane, Mitch Hedburg, and The Pope all walk into a bar...

Which one will get laid by morning?

As long as we're disrespecting the dead...

Who do you think would win in a fight, Pope John Paul II or Ronald Reagan?

I'd hit it when she was healthy though.



How 'bout you?